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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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FULLY ignore my dirty mirror, MY NEW FAVORITE SHIRT FINALLY CAME IN !!!

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( yo ho it's alex ).#my final form of becoming hugo van houten is almost complete.#all i need is a stupid moustache. and to drop my iq lmaooo #this shirt is SO FUNNY and i LOVE it.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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today is for thinking abt hugo getting to hold hands with people.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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i officially knocked hueg down another inch so he’s now 5’5 ¾”

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#getting shorter by the Day.

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pizzatheif · 1 year ago

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i’m thinking abt shifting hueg over to the multi for a bit. i’m Thinking it might help the Motivation to Write.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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like this for memes.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#i wanna wrote but i also… wanna go to bed early again #i hid the eggs and i had to be reminded Several times that i’m hiding eggs for a four yr old.#mike : why are you making it hard for her #me staring at the ceiling fan : i’m……. not………….#( i didn’t put it on the fan but it Will happen later in life )z

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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brunch on a tall ship! living our bougie pirate life!

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#it’s so cool!!!

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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for exactly $0, hugo can be Your Goon.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#he would like to get paid but like.#he’s probably gonna try to negotiate for like. health ins. maybe dental.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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DND MOVIE TIME.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#let’s goooo.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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every day i’m thinking abt miguel and tulio el dorado.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#me looking wistfully at my multi with tulio #me looking even More wistfully at my old miguel blog.#me looking the Most wistfully at my cosplay.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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if hugo was a cartoon character, he’d float away because of pies cooling on the windowsill So Often.

#he’d also get dollar sign eyes at the mention of a heist.#and he’d be the character that does quick changes into a dress/heels/makeup to throw off his scent.#he’d also get flattened by an absolutely absurd number of falling objects ( i.e. pianos/safes/anvils/etc. )#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#i’m not here. i promise.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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treated myself to some silly checkmarks and i feel Good abt this decision and use of my grown-up money.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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hashtag it’s Barry.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( yo ho it's alex ).#the liberty bell feat. aleah and The Crack.#emcads

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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i think hueg would have liked to play baseball in school if he could have kept his grades up and didn’t drop out. he would’ve played catcher and he woulda trash talked the batters so much.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#hmm. au where he’s an actual baseball player.

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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hugo would like his only little ratatouille leading him around a kitchen.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#hugo pointing to the rats in the subway : do you think any of them can read my mom’s recipes?

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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i'm Crying this is so funny to me.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#001 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( vis ).#004 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( dash game ).

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pizzatheif · 2 years ago

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anyway, getting my dm to name our temporary gnome companion Dabbledob Waggletop might be my greatest accomplishment in all of dnd.

#000 ( ⚠︎ ) ─── ( ooc ).#it’s so funny and i almost cry laughing every time.#he made him a weenie which tbh? makes it even funnier.

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